Poppy the Bunny Ball Marker/ Magnetic Clip

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Meet Poppy, the tryhard who only plays smart golf

  • Slow Reads

    You address the ball, make your putt, and Poppy is still lining up her 3-footer

  • Never Rattled

    Bad shot? Poppy shrugs it off and flushes the next one straight down the fairway.

  • Unsolicited Advice

    Poppy will tell you why you hit your last shot OB, whether or not you asked.

  • Handicap: +9

    Good enough to win, and cheeky enough to make sure you know about it.

Golfer profile

Poppy the Bunny

"The Tryhard"

Home course
Bethpage Snack, NY
Handicap
+9
Swing Miss
Pull Hook
Golf idol
Nelly Korda

Stats unverified. Scorecard mysteriously lost.

Scouting report

Skill ratings

  • Driver 80
  • Putting 70
  • Chipping 83
  • Sand 85
  • Irons 75

Ratings out of 100. Poppy thinks they're too low.

GOLFER TESTIMONIALS

  • Austin the Horse

    The Runner . +20

    When I run to my ball Poppy always gets upset....but I'm a horse.

    — Austin the Horse

  • Ollie the Duck

    The Pond Finder · +42

    I told Poppy "Nice Shot". She told me to shut up.

    — Ollie the Duck

  • Finn the Shark

    The Chomper · +4

    She's the best thing since carrot sticks.

    — Finn the Shark

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